Funny

Kalob is my best friend. These stories will let you know why.

a couple weeks ago I got a milk blister, I won't go into detail, you can guess what that is like. anyways, it hurt soo much so I had to pop it. Well it bled a tiny bit, and it was so sore, but I had to keep feeding linc despite.
awhile later linc spit up bright red! And I was freaking out " oh my gosh , I didn't realize he'd be sucking blood, it's going to hurt his tummy!!" so I call kalob in a panic, and he says
" oh,,,no, I gave him Gatorade "

story number 2.(kalob tells me afterwork)
he has some downtime between jobs and he pulls up to taco bell. he goes to the drive thru and there is a bum, who of course says he starving, can he have some money for lunch. Kalob says " no money, but I'll buy you some tacos" then the bum starts arguing that he has no teeth, can't he just have the money, he wants to go to Bo Jangles for chicken! (oh North Carolina) kalob responds "no, well since you have no teeth, I'll get you soft tacos" then the bum says" okay, get me like five or eight" :) kalob bought him two. he must have never heard the saying beggars can't be choosers.

story 3
this crazy lady is moving into our apt complex, on the third floor. it's almost midnight and kalob goes outside to take out the trash. he never comes back so I text him what's going on?!? The crazy lady has driven her car, through our courtyard ( missing the hedges and fountain somehow) and is stuck on the putting green. she was yelling at him to come help her. she thought her actions were completely reasonable. driving through the grass as well as expecting him to help her even after her coping an attitud. (kalobs so level headed) then her battery died and she expected him to drive his car through the lawn to jump her! where she was STUCK. ridiculous. then the tow company refused to help her since they would damage property getting in there. Kalob told her he and the guys could help push it out if she could get it running( he's a sweetheart) and as long as the sprinklers didn't come on. He gathers the tech team and they wait patiently. close to 1:30 am the sprinklers come on, 2 of which she broke, and then we all go inside. But not without taking pictures.