Sunday, August 4, 2013

Six flags and butt cheeks.

Sundays are the best! I look forward to Sunday family day all week. we had incentive work money so we took the guys to six flags! it was hot, but fun. Lincoln was a little trooper. He couldn't ride most of the rides. I think he went on four. With mommy and daddy of course. 
This was him all belted into a teacup. he wasnt sure at first, but by the time he rode the submarine, he was saying "oohh ooooh ". Kalob and I switched off riding adult sized rides. Lincoln got to try a lot of treats with dad and I took him on his first carousel ride ever!
He liked it and was making horsie noises,,, which aren't really a neigh, it's more like quick coughing :) we also went to a sea lion show. he really enjoyed that, when he saw the first one shuffle out, he pointed and clapped. 
we Really Really wanted to go on the safari adventure ride and see all the animals. we have been baiting him with it all week. " you want to see the elephants?? Eat your carrots" . To my dismay, when we got in line to ride, they closed it for the rest of the evening!!! 5 hours before the park was closing! had I known we wouldn't be able to see the animals, I probably would have staid home with Lincoln. I was so disappointed, I about cried. do you see that tiger shirt he's wearing?! for this safari! My mom even sent him a tiger hat and some small wild animal figures, to get us even more excited for our adventure,,,, and they closed it on us. 
the park actually had multiple rides close. 4 Or 5 i think. we'd waste time walking over to a ride ( since theme parks are sprawling) and find out , it just was shut down.  which in turn makes the selection fewer and fewer, and the hours of waiting even longer. Kalob and I rode 2 each and the boys rode 5.
 there was a rave dance party going on as well. We saw so many furry hats, bedazzled faces, crazy boots, and an insane amount of buttcheek. I had to ask the guys if it was just me who thought it was offensive. They agreed with me. High waisted shorts,,,pulled up so high, it gives them hungry-bum. it just looks so uncomfortable, to have a permawedgie. with your cheeks just hanging out. maybe I'm just jealous. or maybe it's gross.     And then paired with crop tops,  They might as well just wear a bikini. the worst part was seeing young girls with their parents dressed like this! we couldn't believe it. Kalob said he'd die if he saw our one-day-maybe-daughter dressed like that, let alone go out with him in public like that. Anyways.....
  Lincoln was so tired by the end of the day. I was able to snuggle him asleep and then place him in the stroller, but it started getting cold and buggy!! I hadn't expected a chill since its so hot here; I didn't bring linc a blanket. I had to get creative. I had his back up outfit in my bag, so I pulled his legs through the arm holes of the extra shirt and wrapped it around;) luckily it was dark, so no one could judge me.  
 it was a really great day. I love my family. I love that we are able to create so many great memories. Poor Lincoln probably won't remember any of his awesome childhood, but I'm taking plenty of pictures to prove to him! 
 

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